“Soft, comfortable, and the print has exactly the right amount of attitude. It feels like my new favorite everyday tee.”
Alex M.
Description
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 | 15 ⅝ |
| M | 29 | 20 | 17 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 18 ½ |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 20 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 21 ½ |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 22 ¾ |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 24 ¼ |
| 5XL | 35 | 32 | 25 ¼ |
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Expected September 22, 2026
Expected September 23, 2026
Expected September 25, 2026
Questions, answered
Everything you need to know before wearing your new favorite joke.
Funny is subjective, but awkward compliments from strangers are a promising sign.
Our cozy layers are made for repeat wear, dramatic sighs, and avoiding small talk.
Check the size chart for the best fit. When in doubt, size up for maximum snack-storage potential.
Follow the care instructions and your punchline should stay sharp through many laundry-day plot twists.
Absolutely. Consider it a thoughtful intervention with free shipping to their wardrobe.
Made for people with excellent taste and questionable decisions.
Changed your mind? It happens. We will not judge.
Printed with care for your inner comedian.
Guaranteed to improve outfits, not your attitude.